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Here in the UK we are blessed with excellent China receptacles with aqua fountains.

Under normal dietary conditions I have found that Output can differ and still amaze

you face north

Output Rules

Most officianadoes realise that China visitors day is their place of solitude. Greater and greater amounts of time can be spent their with only polo (ringed) bottom as a side effect.

You are quite within your artistic rights to Etch-A-Sketch the China if you feel your canvas has started out wrong.

Beware splitting the Pattern by an interruption i.e. answering the door. Only keep the Pattern in an outstanding example of an Output Pattern. Chances are the visitors will end up unwittingly visiting your gallery.

Singular Output

Most times Output consist of a first strike and smaller accompaniments. Here the Pattern is based on the team leader.

  • Nic Nacked - inconsistent width form narrow to thick i.e. the snack
  • Nessie Heads - a 'U' Output that has both ends pointing north i.e. the monster
  • Nessie Humps - a 'U' Output that has both ends pointing south i.e. the monster
  • Sliver - half on China half on aqua .i.e. the movie

If your Output is plain straight and simple then it is judged on size

  • Frigate - the smallest size
  • Cruiser - the average size
  • Battleship - the large size
  • Carrier - specially wide large size
  • Titanic - extra large size with end on China

Teamed Output

Output can be divided into similar sized teams some lie on a single level - others on multiple layers.

  • Matchmakers - an teamed Output lying mainly north to south i.e. the chocolates
  • Canadian Matchmakers - an teamed Output lying east to west i.e. lumberjack stacking
  • Number 10 - a criss crossed teamed Output i.e. thatcher the PM
  • Bonfire - a teamed Output with no distinguishable orientation
  • Bright Eyes - small disconnected spherical0 Outputs i.e. rabbit like

China Output

It is possible to provide China only Output but be prepared to work to remove it.

  • A Breecher - straddles the hole without touching the aqua
  • Mr Whippy - Output is curled up in a spiral - i.e. the ice cream

Residue

When afflicted by various ailments Output generally becomes none too interesting as it looses its morphing properties.

It these cases it is renamed residue and there a a limited number of Patterns that are similarly disjointed effects

  • white hole - Output is completely restricted to the China
  • splatter - Output is spread across China and aqua
  • crusty - Output is restricted to the aqua.

Having seen these it is best to concentrate on getting better before observing Output as nothing more interesting can be achieved.

Colouring

Guinessblack
Calpol (junior cure-all)green
Saffronyellow

Texturing

Just one word - Sweetcorn

Odour Removal

But remember what lingers

  • Matches - the initial sulphurous strike will remove the majority of the aroma
  • Perfume - the unwanted Christmas pngts will disguise remove the aroma. However the smell soon gets associated with Output so you might find yourself running up to to others at parties asking about their Patterns

General Niceness

  • Nature is beautiful - celebrate your Patterns and provide regular Output.
  • Check all has been cleaned away by the aqua fountain
  • Use the brush if you must
  • Lids live down even if you dont believe Feng Shui

"Not in front of the M-O-R-T-A-L"
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