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Interior - Night - Vince's Flat

Vince and Penny are listening to Saul concerto in C minor. Vince is bored out of his skull sitting on the sofa Penny is sitting on the floor at his is feet.

Penny describes how the music affects her - Vince is non plussed.

Vince reads from the music album cover to impress Penny who is taken in "Your music appreciation falls short of bay city rollers".

Vince is discovered

Vince goes through his record collection to prove he knows culture

Is is in fact not his collection (or flat) as we soon discover

They are discussing where the relationship should be going

Penny is unsure about everything she has been married Graham over 2 years "decree comes thorough some" she wants tangible proof of the relationship. Vince takes a strange tact

This is not what Penny wants she asks "Do you ever get lonely" Vince misunderstands what she is asking.

Penny remarks its her 28th birthday next week so she should move in Friday week.

Interior - Night - The Warrenders Living Room

Daphne and Norman are celebrating Penny's birthday. Norman is lighting the candles with his pipe lighter

Penny is about to blow out the candles

Penny thinks to her and then smiles smuttily

She blows out the candles

Penny's oncoming embarrassment is saved by her father

The doorbell rings saving any further discussion and Penny goes to answer it

Interior - Night - The Warrenders House

Vince is at the door he wishes her a happy birthday then asks if Penny has told her parents she is moving out.

Vince reminds her she has already left before to live with Graham

He tries to reassure her "You're not alone anymore" and then launches into a confident big speech about togetherness. This inspires Penny

Interior - Night - The Warrenders Living Room

Penny drags Vince into the house. He gives her a card she reads it and quickly and puts it in her handbag embarrassed. Daphne asks her to put with the others.

Daphnes launces into Vince and his clothes "pity the Amry Surplus store has closed down". The cake is cut up and distributed. The sparring continues with each side gaining victories.

Daphne and Norman leave to go into the kitchen. Penny follows to tell them she is moving out. Vince gets out a plastic cigarette. Noise and the crashing of crockery is heard.

Vince put the cigarette away and resumes eating cake Daphne storms in to the Living Room.

She storms off upstairs and Penny emerges from the kitchen and explains how her mother took the news

Norman emerges from the kitchen angry at them both and leaves to comfort Daphne.

Vince and Penny decide to leave. He cheekily shout up stairs to Daphne as they leave.

Exterior - Day - Toot Hill

Vince explained that the flat he is living in is is not his and he has to move out

Penny is distraught that all this has going on and she now has nowhere to live

he explains how Eddie Brown - the owner of the bookmakers where he works - is abroad for 6 months a year in Barbados and during that time Vince lives in his flat.

During the other 6 months he stays with friends

Penny suddenly realises why the flat was tastefully decorated and had an air of culture about it. By examp0le the records they were listening to at the beginning of the episode

Vince concocts an explanation how he thought with Penny with marriage

Penny defends this as the trappings of marriage and explains all she wants is

Vince explains that Lennie who "got his own pest control business" found a flat in Homescroft Road they could rent. He'd heard what happened put in a word for us.

Interior - Night - Flat Homescroft Road

The flat is not in good decorative order

They tour the flat's kitchen - hall - living room and unseen bedroom.

Vince assures Penny tech flat was owned by an old woman.

The living room has a portrait of Che Guevar in it

Is is apparent Penny does not like it

Penny braves a look out of the window to the back garden

Vince is not to be beaten and plays a smart card by saying he'll decorate the flat

Penny suddenly warms to the idea with the realisation "I've been conned" but insists

Vince mentions the communal bathroom

They leave deciding to take the flat

Exterior - Day - Pub beer garden

Penny and Vince are talking about making sacrifices to decorate the flat. Vince says he can get £3000 for selling the car.

The discussion moves to Penny's broken marriage and a rare insight to the crux of its failure

the credits roll as they walk back to the (Penny's) car.

Penny reluctantly agrees that the car should be sold.

Penny is horrified that Vince has been trying to sell her car and not his. Vince reminds her this is not in the spirit of their previous conversation about sacrifices.