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Goodnight VinceInterior - Day - Penny's Work
ELAINE
"There's no point in talking to you you're in one of your silly moods" The phone rings it is Vince at the bookies pretending to be a heavy breather Interior - Day - Vince's Work - Eddie Brown Turf AccountantVINCE
"Uhm" PENNY
"Hold on (to Elaine) it may be for you" VINCE
"What colour are your .. curtains?" PENNY
"I don't have any curtains I have blinds" VINCE
"Say something dirty" PENNY
"Muddy wellingtons" Stan his end and Elaine her end are concerned. VINCE
"Its OK its Vince - at least I think its Vince" Vince failed to phone her the night before as he was at the dogs and has won £138 PENNY
"If you feel like celebrating big boy give me a call" VINCE
"OK when are you free" PENNY
"I never charge"
PENNY
"No thanks I think I'll stay in and get on with my basket weaving" VINCE
"You couldn't whip us up a quick Ali Baba basket for me Mum's birthday could you" Penny slams down the phone "if I live to 40 I'll never understand women". Interior - Day - Penny's Work - A J Styles OfficeELAINE
"Do you know your problem" PENNY
"I've got a friend with a big nose" ELAINE
"His thinks the chase is over and he's the only one in the field" Elaine suggests "Phantom Rival" Penny had tried it before but Vince phoned her house on the night and she answered it. ELAINE
"That was sometime ago chances are Vince has forgotten well he seems the forgetful type - little things like wedding days" She suggests Penny sees him tonight and mentions this phantom Steve PENNY
"Light blue touch paper and stand well back" ELAINE
"I used to use this on Jeffrey" ELAINE
"But Jeffrey divorced you" ELAINE
"yes but I got the Volvo" Interior - Night - Snooker Hall
EDDIE
"I hear you bought yourself a brand new Jaguar .. don't see how you can afford a car like that on the money I pay you" VINCE
"I'm very thrifty" Eddie wants to see the books in the morning he tells the story of Johnny Mane whom Vince replaced EDDIE
"Good looking .. ladies man .. drove around in a big lairy car .. like ballroom dancing .. fell down some stairs .. doesn't do a lot of ballroom dancing .. but he can park anywhere"
PENNY
"He seems nice" VINCE
"That's just first impressions" She feigns an interest in snooker "When do they start batting" strikes up a conversation with Lawrence and comments on the good shots "Oh bad luck". Vince takes her for a drink she wants to know if she they are going on afterwards he tells it will be 2 hours till so she sits on the snooker table in a huff. In fact Vince will play the winner so she put s her drink on the beize and sulks on a seat. Eddie knocks a ball off the table to Penny's feet which she promptly throws back on the table and knocks all the reds everywhere. Vince takes her away from the game "oh its finished alright - well finished". Exterior - Night - Outside PubVince is not just unhappy that Penny ruined the snooker game VINCE
"Why the big moody ?" PENNY
"Its something Eddie said .. you don't like ballroom dancing do you ?" Penny gears up but Vince's mind is on the upcoming audit PENNY
"Isn't it a beautiful evening Steve ?" VINCE
"Uhm" PENNY
"Is that my drink Steve ?" VINCE
"Yes I that's yours Pen" PENNY
"Steve" VINCE
"Yes" PENNY
"Don't you just love these old country pubs - STEVE" VINCE
"Yes - Yes I like the new ones as well and I like city pubs I guess just like pubs really - fancy something to eat - SUE"
PENNY
"I'm suppose you want to know who Steve is" VINCE
"No" Penny manages to get Vince's attention by saying Steve is "on the creative side" and attempts to describe him PENNY
"Tall - broad shouldered - fair hair - blue eyes - rather Robert Redfordish ... I haven't paid much attention" VINCE
"Married ?" PENNY
"No 31 and still single" VINCE
"31 and still single must be a pouffe then" PENNY
"Your 32 and still single" VINCE
"That's different init" PENNY
"Nothing effeminate about him - very rugged features hairy chest" VINCE
"So's your mother but you don't keep on about her" The jealously eventually gets to Vince but he reassures Penny he trusts her PENNY
"Steve's asked me out to dinner on Saturday night" VINCE
"... Good old tall blond rugged hairy - pouffy Steve" PENNY
"Don't be so childish its purely platonic - we're just good friends" VINCE
"So are we but look what happened the other weekend" PENNY
"Oh yes" Exterior - Night - Warrender's House
NORMAN
"I'd think long and hard about this Daphne if I were you" DAPHNE
"Well you're not me are you Norman I don't think" NORMAN
"No dear" Daphne has found a plastic cigarette under Penny's bed DAPHNE
"Who do we know uses one" NORMAN
"Vince" DAPHNE
"Yes thing" Daphne is ranting about it and Norm is trying to calm her down DAPHNE
"Thing was round our house having an orgy with our daughter" NORMAN
"think back to when we were young - I can still remember our first time" DAPHNE
"Amazing Norman I can hardly remember the last time" Penny enters Daphne shows her the plastic cigarette PENNY
"Mummy good for you you've decided to give up smoking as well" DAPHNE
".. after this evening I'll probably smoke myself into an early grave" Penny realises what is going on when Daphnes asks her where she found it DAPHNE
"In your bedroom" PENNY
"Really and what were you doing in my bedroom" DAPHNE
"Tidying up that's all - I found it under your bed" PENNY
"My you were thorough" Daphne lays the accusations that Vince has been around when they were in Bournemouth PENNY
"He did pop round for a couple of - days" Penny is unrepentant and she tries to rationise it by implying it added some kind of decency and asks her mother what she should have done DAPHNE
"This thing isn't compulsory you know" Penny tries to open her mother's mind to her needs PENNY
"You judge everyone and see everyone form your own narrow viewpoint - We are both women only difference is you've got a man" DAPHNE
"What - Oh"
PENNY
"I am exactly the same as you - There are certain things I need" DAPHNE
"my god Penny you're beginning to sound like a Video nasty" Penny admits that it is not all about being physical PENNY
"I need some to share with someone to show me sympathy and understanding" DAPHNE
"well that's what I here for" Norman tries to tie up the conversation but Daphne can not be stopped in full flow she reaches right back to her parental role PENNY
"What is the sum total of a mothers lifetime anguish - my daughter's has become a slut" Norman stand to his feet to stop this NORMAN
"Now that is enough Daphne" DAPHNE
"I beg your pardon" Daphne is completely floored all she can utter is incoherent lines that Norman keeps retorting with a "Shut Up" she eventually weakens DAPHNE
"I'm only human Norman" NORMAN
"And stop bragging" DAPHNE
"Where are my Mogadon's" Daphne storms off and Penny apologies to her father. He reassures her NORMAN
"she doesn't hate you its just her way." Norman tries to apologise for her behaviour but his mind wanders NORMAN
"We've been married for 30 years - 30 years Eh - just think if I'd murdered someone I'd be out by now" Interior - Night - Vince's Work - Eddie Brown Turf AccountantVince is frantically doing the books for the pending morning inspection from Eddie Brown. Penny rings him VINCE
"Your mother's human sacrifice hasn't turned up again has it ?" PENNY
"They've found out" Penny is all anxious yet Vince is not concentrating VINCE
"Oh No - know what" Penny tells of the plastic cigarette being found VINCE
"Oh is that where it got to I had to go out and buy a new one" Vince asks why she didn't pretend it was hers to which Penny is astounded PENNY
"Don't be so ridiculous" VINCE
"Sorry Pen I can't help it at times" PENNY
"You don't have to live here ... she's made me feel dirty I feel as if I ought to be ringing a bell and calling out unclean" Penny insists on seeing him and he says he'll be around first thing in the morning and will tell Eddie that something important has come up. Penny doesn't want him to lose his job over this so she arranges to meet him at 8pm at the red lion tomorrow (Saturday). VINCE
"Can't pen" PENNY
"Why not" VINCE
"Cos your going out with - Erhh - Steve" PENNY
"Oh yes I forgot" VINCE
"I'll see you Sunday morning - assuming your back by then" PENNY
"Ha ha ha" Vince reminds her of the story of the phantom date that she thought he had forgotten and discussed with Elaine at the day's beginning. Penny realises she is paying for her own meddling PENNY
"Oh Sod It" Interior - Night - Warrender's HousePenny is filings her nails in her dressing gown Daphne is parading the plastic cigarette and Norman is trying to hold the family together. DAPHNE
"Its Saturday night - are you going out with thing ?" PENNY
"Like this" DAPHNE
"I thought perhaps you were dressed for the occasion" Daphne is trying to apologise but she is getting in her own way DAPHNE
"I'm going to bed would you like to search my room see I haven't got the 2nd paras in the wardrobe." Daphne tries to patch it up PENNY
"And say good night to daddy for me he's the tall man in the cardigan" Norman returns and stops her from going to speak to Penny until the morning. He sits down with Daphne to watch some TV NORMAN
"I've been looking forward to this match - and don't tell me the score" DAPHNE
"alright - there are no goals though" The doorbell rings and Norm goes to answer it Penny comes down the stairs also to answer it and hides behind the door when it turns out to be Vince Penny signals to her father that she is not there and he relays this to Vince VINCE
"I'm not here to see Penny I'm here to pick up my plastic cigarette" Norman goes to get whilst the credits roll he finds it in the kitchen.
VINCE
"Goodnight Pen" PENNY
"Night Vince" |