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Vince Got MarriedExterior - Day - Paris Eiffel Tower Lift
VINCE
"This is typical of the french they couldn't build a nice little tower oh no they had to build a bloody great big. Why couldn't that Warrender girl have met me somewhere on the ground - I know why cos I've got a fear of heights and she's got a cruel streak" Vince is having second thoughts VINCE
"You're going half way to the moon for a vegetarian who bears a grudge" Exterior - Day - Paris Eiffel Tower
PENNY
"You are waiting for a man that is a year late - I'll him another 5 minutes and thats all" As the 2 assemble in close proximity to each other Penny tells how the meeting was arranged with direct contact. She contents herself by the fact he might have changed PENNY
"he could be bald and fat - he might be a big fat bald guy with dentures - God." She is taken back when she glimpses someone fitting her description but as he turns it is apparent it is not Vince PENNY
"Why don't you just leave the past where it is go now - otherwise you may end up feeling the way you used to feel - the way he used to make you feel - I'll give him another 10 minutes.." Penny starts talking to an arm similar to Vince's which turns out to belong to Bernard Causewell from Tulsa Oklahoma. She explains how she lives here and he asks her to show him the sights PENNY
"Yes - Oh no I'm extremely busy - Oh is that the time I must fly - i have appointments lots and lots of appointments" As she leaves out of one side Vince walks in on the other Bernard is ecstatic BERNARD
"Oh yes Hello Paris - hey man this place is something else uhm" VINCE
"Yeah Absolutely" BERNARD
"You know I've been in Paris exactly 2 hours and already a cute little chick has tried to pick me up - do you believe that ?" VINCE
"No" BERNARD
"Wait till I tell the boys back when I get back home its never happened to me before" VINCE
"I can belive that" Vince spies Penny as she enters the lift he chases after her Exterior - Day - Paris Eiffel Tower LiftVINCE
" I almost missed you"PENNY
"Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the lift" Vince goes to kiss her but she only allows a cheek she is fuming about the lateness PENNY
"Well" VINCE
"Yes - you ?" PENNY
"No Vince I think I deserve some kind of explanation you were supposed to meet me here last year" Vince apologies but she is not satisfied PENNY
"What about me being made to wait for you" VINCE
"You mean you've been up there for a year" Vince tries to shrug it off VINCE
"It was something important .. a matter of life and death" PENNY
"Why what happened" VINCE
"Well I can't remember now it was a year ago" They decide to like it rest VINCE
"You;re looking lovely" PENNY
"Sssh stop it you embarrass me" Vince looks all furtive he stands next to Penny and pinches her - she yelps and the whole lift occupants turn round0 Exterior - Day - Paris sightseeingThey pass Notre Dame and Penny expects a deluge of Hunchback jokes VINCE
"I know what you mean Pen - its enough to give anyone the hump" Vince spots the gargoyles VINCE
"How's your mother these days" It turns out Norman has gone for promotion at his wine importing firm and to get abreast of the new technology went to a technology fair at earls court and he persuaded the chairman to buy a vast machine to save the company money PENNY
"And the first one it sacked was Daddy" VINCE
"I don't belive it good old Norm out on his ear" PENNY
"Its upset mummy very badly she's under thew Doctor again" VINCE
"Amazing what you can get on the national health these days" They pull up at Penny's flat Exterior - Day - High street
He is visiting the DHSS (Department Of Health sand Social security.) Daphne is trying to maintain her social standing about not being seen dead near the place but Norman is more all right with it. Any rational viewpoints are ignored
DAPHNE
"And remember darling when you come out .... collar up and head down" As Daphne realises she has no change for the meter Rita drives by in a haze of loud rock and roll music in a convertible. Daphne puts a head scarf on for a disguise and hurries off. Rita parks and finds money left in the meter
RITA
"You lay one finger on my jag-u-ar and I've have your knackers for earrings" She spots Daphne in the distance and shrieks after her but Daphne keeps walking on regardless Interior - Day - Penny's French flatPenny and Vince arrive he likes her flat and volunteers VINCE
"I've just bought myself a new flat out near Chigwell - I've been there 3 weeks and I'm still not on the phone and I've got shares in British Telecom" Vince ferrets around the flat having all the rooms explained - eventually he homes in on his target PENNY
"That's the bedroom" VINCE
"Oh I see .. I was wondering" PENNY
"I'll go and make some coffee" Vince prefers beer and Penny gives him one her friends 'Alain' she starts of smug but soon gets back PENNY
"So you're not working at the betting shop anymore?" VINCE
"How do you know" PENNY
"Erhh well I phoned there to see if in fact you'd be arriving this year" VINCE
"I resigned" PENNY
"They caught you" VINCE
"Nobody caught me it was all a misunderstanding but with all the eyewitness evidence and all the auditors statements stacked up against me I felt it best to leave - I run the family business now" Vince tries to impress Penny with the improvements he has made from executive Porta-Cabin offices to personal phone lines and answer phones. She just flicks his business card away VINCE
"So how's life treating my Euro-bird" Penny takes offence and explains in long winded French what she does VINCE
"Do they supply the bike or not" PENNY
"It means The Director Of Concept And Planning" VINCE
"what's that other word mean" PENNY
"what word ?" VINCE
"What was it now aujoin" PENNY
"That means assistant" Vince laughs at this progress from secretary to assistant VINCE
"I bet you have to pinch yourself sometimes dont you" PENNY
"I may not have achieved your quantum leap from betting shop to junkyard but I am moving in the right direction. When the presents head of department leaves I'll take over" VINCE
"How old is he" PENNY
"what does it matter .. Ok he's 29" VINCE
"So you're just waiting for him to die and bingo" Penny gets upset but Vince makes it up and she smile she goes to take a shower and looks at her as if inviting her VINCE
"Pen" PENNY
"Don't be Silly" Interior - Day - Cafe
She shrieks about their age and general other embarrassing things. She explains that with Les's semi retirement they spend half the year abroad. She feels sadness that Penny and Vince never got together RITA
"Oh well its all in the past hey Daphne" DAPHNE
"Way way in the past" She is about to talk about Vince when she spots Norm coming out of the 'Father feed them all' so Daphne scurries off RITA
"Who ever he is he's got a parking ticket" Interior - Night - Penny's flat
PENNY
"Oh it just 2 tiny drops on thew window" VINCE
"There's one up there as well" PENNY
"So there's 3 drops still nobodies building an ark" Vince swigs a brandy before leaving. Penny is pleased she has resisted. A short time later she relents. Interior - Night - Penny's landingPenny desperately calls after him he has not even got into the lift she offers lodgings VINCE
"Are you sure I won't be putting you out" PENNY
"Oh no really I can make up a bed on the sofa" VINCE
"Are you sure you will be comfy" Interior - Night - Penny's flatA few restless hours pass on the sofa VINCE
"I wish I still smoked" Vince joins penny in bed VINCE
"Its me .. I still love you" PENNY
"Sssh" They get jiggy with it Interior - Day - Warrender's housePenny arrives back from Paris and make a few faux-pas with the 'we' but she gets out of it DAPHNE
"There's no need to be flippant I am your mother" She has bought a bottle of whisky for her father and perfume for her mother who is disgruntled she didn't get any cigarette. Norman enter but his bottle is confiscated PENNY
"The time may come when we have something to celebrate" Penny insists on celebrating now DAPHNE
"He's changed man since the redundancy" Penny tells her mother off and suggests she more understanding towards Norman When the coast is clear she rings Vince using the business card she;'d thrown away She gets his personal answering machine VINCE
"Leave your name number and inside leg measurement after the tone" She leaves a very happy message about their few days in Paris PENNY
"I feel that I've said lots of things that I didn't mean and didn't say lots of things I did mean you know what I mean - I didn't say your a big fat rat - and I didn't say that I love you and I should of" She is staying in the London office for a few days so asks to meet Vince again credits roll as the dinner table is laid out Penny picks up the glasses the Pinner's had given them and Norman talks about Daphne's meeting with Rita DAPHNE
"Don't bring thing's name up now Norman we're just about to eat" NORMAN
"Don't be silly darling thats all in the past isn't it darling" PENNY
"Yes" Daphne tells how Rita kept going on about Vince's adventure DAPHNE
"Apparently it all took place over a year ago" PENNY
"What took place" NORMAN
"Vince got married" |