| Throught the Goulden Gates to the wacky wardrobe | Goulden Gates

Spring 1999
	Aubergine clingy top with (mock) white skunk stole		Laura Ashley wigwam with raglanless sleeves
	Navy Seal blue deep plunge jumper with peach blouse with eyebrow neckline And stoned in the wash skirt from DeNimes		Finest Chantilly Lace and hand forged drop steel chain mail
	Teletubby roadkill Mousse		Official regalia of the Nun's Plumbers Union
	The Lost art of Peruvian marmalade based batik		Official regalia of the Nun's Accountant Union
	Simple but functional Isometric blue Teflon coated kevlar undergarment		John Innes Potting Compost No. 2 and bitumen roof matt with perspiration beating loam
	Asymmetrically strapped blackcurrant cheesecloth (used)		Experimental edible 'Ripple' wear from Mars Confectionary
	Have we been rumbled ? Boringly plain 'Black Tower' version of the timeless L.B.D. this is no good its so - ordinary	exhibt N Unscannable	It contained crimpolene
	Balsa wood superstructure with doped purple tissue coverings or could be Solafilm. Ebony trimmings.		Kosack lavatory floor mosaic with mirrored inserts
	exhibt O after bleaching or exhibt O before washing with red 'smalls'		Sensible dull brown overcoat with close fitting vents - protects creases in the under garments until it is ready to be revealed
	A very curious ex-cat brought back down to earth
Autumn 1999
	Baby blue hand crocheted (when drunk) shrink to fit top with ladder hiding snake flower and 3/4 glued on patches for pockets		Sadomasochistic Wimbledon ball girl with reverse pelican beak streetwise hood
	Schizophrenic zebra in liquorice all sort pileup identity crisis		Charcoal faded cutoff little black dress with miss selfridge 1970s cords held up by a freaking big pink ribbon. Comes with knitted multi yarned cosy for external use.
	Rayleigh Chopper biker's jacket with false neck band for covering the grafting onto other bodies
Winter 2000

"Lets never fight again - Ahhh"
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