Krusty Yellow Kola - 90% Safe - 9 out of 10 children can't tell the difference

Bad Apple Crush - Radioactive mutant apple does not exist a spokesman for Mr Burns stated today - Sir Isaac Newton's tip of the week (said with gravity) don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me - Krusty PLC rotten to the core - Krusty PLC the one bad apple in the batch

Blues - 100% pure (depression crossed out) soul - I got the high sugar content blues - consume only when faced with severe depression